https://lemmy.world/u/youCanCallMeDragon posted on Feb 23, 2026 15:57
Noo monobeartheater, why do you have to ruin the illusion for everyone?
I too have eaten at Chipotle
I should call her
I haven’t been to Chipotle in a long time. Was it ever spicy? Or is my butthole too powerful that I am immune to national chain tex mex?
This was mine around 2006:
https://feddit.org/pictrs/image/41545686-ead6-46f1-8720-b90eec58b12c.jpeg
Has not aged well, now Nvidia is the gold standard for anyone who doesn’t mind being proprietary-fucked.
It was never THAT spicy. We used to make this joke about Taco Bell fire sauce in high school, and that was earned.
…. Ok look, we gotta get your asshole to a black site now. I’m declaring your asshole a national security asset. By god man, if this is true you may have just saved the planet
It’s spicy but not tremendously so on the way in, which just makes it easier to have enough to set your o ring on fire when it’s time for round two.
Pft, invisible motorcycle my ass.
It would be my honor to present my butthole to the President of the United States.
The people in the background make it funnier
