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‘God of War’ Creator Says TV First Look Is ‘So Dumb’ and ‘Terrible’: Looks Like He’s ‘S—ing in the Woods’

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https://piefed.social/u/Skavau posted on Mar 3, 2026 01:45
https://piefed.social/c/television/p/1835801/god-of-war-creator-says-tv-first-look-is-so-dumb-and-terrible-looks-like-hes-s-ing-in-t
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https://lemmy.ca/u/veeesix posted on Mar 3, 2026 01:53
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If Kratos takes a shit in the woods, but no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

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https://sopuli.xyz/u/Jake_Farm posted on Mar 3, 2026 02:14
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Atreus is way too young.

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https://lemmy.world/u/errer posted on Mar 3, 2026 02:43
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His brother Kraptos on the other hand…

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https://lemmy.world/u/AGD4 posted on Mar 3, 2026 03:13
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Lmao! Classic David Jaffe. Who, also worth noting, created the Twisted Metal series and Sweet Tooth in particular. This is the kind of observation I expect.

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https://feddit.org/u/mech posted on Mar 3, 2026 03:19
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Lighting looks off, too. Like the characters are photoshopped in badly, making him look like a corpse.

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https://lemmy.world/u/P00ptart posted on Mar 3, 2026 05:33
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Sometimes you gotta shit In the woods, what?

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https://sh.itjust.works/u/Arcane2077 posted on Mar 3, 2026 06:47
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Nah, I hate to dispel the illusion, but that’s not actually Atreus that’s an actor. And, as a young, real human being, he’s obliged to age rapidly over a relatively short period of time. I think they’re hoping there will be another season

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https://feddit.it/u/kilgore_trout posted on Mar 3, 2026 07:26
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Post with no context

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https://piefed.ca/u/Coyote posted on Mar 3, 2026 07:35
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Only if you successfully pull off the quicktime event. 

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https://piefed.social/u/lath posted on Mar 3, 2026 08:17
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Bears shit in woods. Comparing Kratos with a bear, which would you rather meet in the woods, as a woman?
Keep in mind that “bear” is also used to describe a big, hairy, cuddly gay man. So Kratos depicted as single gay dad confirmed.

Heh. Conclusions, so easy to make.

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https://sopuli.xyz/u/Jake_Farm posted on Mar 3, 2026 14:27
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The kid looks 8, you think they are going for years of development? And in case you didn’t know, God of war was motion captured and Atreus was modeled after a real human being, condescending jackass.

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https://lemmy.world/u/DragonAce posted on Mar 3, 2026 14:38
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From what I understand, the show is supposed to take place before the events of the first game.

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https://lemmy.world/u/DragonAce posted on Mar 3, 2026 14:40
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This looks so fucking horrible and I’m sorry but Hurst looks like a fucking dork and looks nothing like Kratos. They could have at least given him a prosthetic nose.

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https://lemmy.world/u/twotonebax posted on Mar 3, 2026 14:42
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The image looks like it’s a heavily touched up AI image, can only be why the whole thing looks ‘?eh’ with various details that just feel ‘off’.

The kid being too young, kratos having an incorrect or silly ambiguous expression, the posing and leaning of kratos in general.

It’s like someone tried to describe a scene to someone that doesn’t understand anatomy or human movement or balance.

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https://sh.itjust.works/u/Arcane2077 posted on Mar 3, 2026 15:11
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If he was 8, his growing up between seasons would be even more staggering. Cheer up, bud.

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https://lemmy.world/u/Twinklebreeze posted on Mar 3, 2026 19:34
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Before the first game Kratos wouldn’t take Atreyus hunting.

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