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https://lemmy.world/u/starlinguk posted on Apr 5, 2026 08:41
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Nowhere. It doesn’t exist. Nobody sees actual pictures in their head like it’s a TV. It’s just another attention seeking Internet invention.

https://lemmy.world/comment/23054053

For your enjoyment a list of nonsense I say to my dads dog I inherited.

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https://lemmy.world/u/Aeao posted on Mar 28, 2026 02:57

“Why don’t have a face. You can’t be coming at me with a face”

old man grunt my body is full of bones… you can’t have any. I counted them and it’s like 200.*

“Why are a dog”

“Why are you a little dog when you could’ve been a big dog”

And finally if no one upvotes this post I’m going to tell her shes a sausage. She became a sausage after my dad died because nobody walked her. She knows she a sausage she just doesn’t like being reminded.

But I’ll tell her she’s a sausage if I don’t get enough upvotes!

https://lemmy.world/post/44846171

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https://lemmy.world/u/SuperEars posted on Mar 28, 2026 14:19
In reply to: https://lemmy.world/post/44846171

Her face betrays her private thoughts, and they’re the most insanely inappropriate things I have ever heard. Not one iota of her semihomogenous, meaty dumptruck is even close to anything that could be considered an actual dog. Everyone in this thread is burdened for having suffered through it. I award her no pets, and may Dog have mercy on her soul.

https://lemmy.world/comment/22916138
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https://lemmy.world/u/Oyml77 posted on Mar 29, 2026 01:36
In reply to: https://lemmy.world/post/44846171

When we first got our dog, it was such a novelty having a dog around the house, and my wife would constantly say to him, “Reggie, you are a small dog, and you live in our house.” She would say it like 50 times a day. I still say it sometimes 4 years later because I think it’s hilarious. He still thinks it is high praise.

https://lemmy.world/comment/22924720
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