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I am riding a tiny elevator

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https://lemmy.zip/u/stoy posted on Mar 9, 2026 16:11
https://lemmy.zip/post/60450659

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https://lemmy.zip/u/SillyDude posted on Mar 10, 2026 16:12
In reply to: https://lemmy.zip/comment/25142223

That would make for some interesting roleplay.

https://lemmy.zip/comment/25159727
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https://lemmy.world/u/billwashere posted on Mar 10, 2026 20:56
In reply to: https://lemmy.zip/post/60450659

This affects me in ways I do not like.

https://lemmy.world/comment/22588236

Wilson

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https://feddit.org/u/NichEherVielleicht posted on Mar 7, 2026 18:22
https://feddit.org/post/26777197

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https://lemmy.ca/u/ILikeBoobies posted on Mar 8, 2026 20:31
In reply to: https://discuss.tchncs.de/comment/24383021

Read his name in the credits then look him up in the library.

Though I doubt that would work for this.

https://lemmy.ca/comment/22100565
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https://lemmy.nz/u/smeenz posted on Mar 8, 2026 22:37
In reply to: https://lemmy.world/comment/22549624

Oh baby.

https://lemmy.nz/comment/20559970

Homemade jumbo crumpet with baked strawberries topped with mascarpone

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https://piefed.social/u/anytimesoon posted on Mar 7, 2026 11:33

My first attempt at a quenelle… Needs practice, but not a bad go

https://piefed.social/c/cooking/p/1852172/homemade-jumbo-crumpet-with-baked-strawberries-topped-with-mascarpone

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https://lemmy.world/u/HeyThisIsntTheYMCA posted on Mar 8, 2026 03:04
In reply to: https://piefed.social/comment/10438260

thank you. my baking skills are not good. i specialize in sauces

https://lemmy.world/comment/22539747
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https://lemmy.world/u/sparklehedgehog posted on Mar 8, 2026 12:10
In reply to: https://piefed.social/comment/10438260

I love this guy’s videos! That one is a fun one. ☺️

https://lemmy.world/comment/22544296

Cast iron pizza

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https://piefed.social/u/Gust posted on Mar 5, 2026 22:43

Inspired by an interaction I had in the comments of the bread community recently.

The dough is exactly this recipe https://www.seriouseats.com/foolproof-pan-pizza-recipe

Cheddar cheese stuffed between the edge of the dough and the pan to make a crisp on the crust

Sauce is basic tomato sauce from a can, garlic, basil, salt, and a bit of lao gan ma

Random smattering of salami from a costco charcuterie package

Low moisture mozzarella with a bit of parmesan added the second it came out of the oven

https://piefed.social/c/cooking/p/1846996/cast-iron-pizza

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https://lemmy.world/u/HeyThisIsntTheYMCA posted on Mar 6, 2026 07:48
In reply to: https://lemmy.world/comment/22507637

You gotta cook it right and fill it with garlic

https://lemmy.world/comment/22507700
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https://lemmy.world/u/humorlessrepost posted on Mar 8, 2026 01:04
In reply to: https://lemmy.world/comment/22506958

Ah, but you see, I’m a lazy fuck.

https://lemmy.world/comment/22538595

cooofffeeeeee

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https://lemmy.world/u/HeyThisIsntTheYMCA posted on Feb 24, 2026 14:51

in my ongoing quest to figure out how to add garlic to every meal

my garlic bagel has figured out how to properly complement my coffee (yes on its own). they are both bitter. they both are delicious. they both go well with hatred.

i knew breakfast was going to be my largest hurdle before dessert (no a tub of toum does not count as dessert we are civilized. we need two tubs).

https://lemmy.world/post/43525918

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https://lemmy.world/u/HeyThisIsntTheYMCA posted on Feb 26, 2026 05:49
In reply to: https://lemmy.sdf.org/comment/26246558

you’re preaching to the choir here. i like to make my own vinaigrettes too

https://lemmy.world/comment/22352852
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https://scrapetacular.ydns.eu/u/admin posted on Feb 26, 2026 09:23
In reply to: https://lemmy.world/comment/22352852

I was about to say, I think your secret recipe is a vinaigrette. I don’t use garlic powder in mine, but I might try it.

I sometimes substitute melted butter for the olive oil, and stir a teaspoon of sugar into it.

https://scrapetacular.ydns.eu/activities/b49bfc7b-3a74-4cf0-bc71-d03d6c9b3b10

NOES (x╭╮x)

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https://lemmy.world/u/HeyThisIsntTheYMCA posted on Feb 23, 2026 04:38
https://lemmy.world/post/43474236

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https://lemmy.ml/u/cypherpunks posted on Feb 23, 2026 21:48
In reply to: https://sopuli.xyz/comment/22051605

Vintage meme of the I can haz cheeseburger era. 🍷

Slightly older, even: While Happy Cat was around earlier, (according to KYM, at least) its caption “I Can Has Cheezburger” (and the website named after it) didn’t happen until 2007.

Meanwhile, (repost of my comment from a thread in this community last year):

The so-called lolrus was actually a southern elephant seal named Minazo. He was born in Uruguay, but spent most of his life in Japan where, measuring 4.5 meters long and weighing around two tons, he was said to be the largest seal in the country. Minazo died in October 2005 at the age of 11, and made his meme debut posthumously in June 2006 on YTMND. To this day Wikipedia considers him “one of the most famous southern elephant seals”. Merzbow released a two-volume album (1, 2) in his memory.

RIP Minazo

another photo of (presumably) Minazo, also with blue bucket. no text

https://lemmy.ml/comment/24142852
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https://lemmy.world/u/HeyThisIsntTheYMCA posted on Feb 24, 2026 00:59
In reply to: https://lemmy.world/comment/22308550

are you respeccing from or to elephant seal homie because it’s a real fun class

https://lemmy.world/comment/22311639

I've had this puzzle on my phone for years. Every few months I'd glance at it and try and solve it. Last night, as I was eating dinner, I finally figured out the answer!

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https://sh.itjust.works/u/gigastasio posted on Feb 20, 2026 16:11

I’d like to ask the good people of this community that, if you do know the solution or figure it out, that you not share the answer here. Feel free to announce your success, but there’s something to be said for discovering the answer completely unaided, even if it takes years.

It’s embarrassingly obvious once you see it though.

https://sh.itjust.works/post/55641581

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https://multiverse.soulism.net/u/Grail posted on Feb 23, 2026 15:53
In reply to: https://sh.itjust.works/post/55641581

Figured it out. Not sure what everyone means by a second obvious solution that doesn’t work on the last one. My first solution that works on more than one works on all of them.

https://multiverse.soulism.net/comment/341485
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https://lemmy.world/u/skulkbane posted on Feb 23, 2026 22:09
In reply to: https://lemmy.world/comment/22298503

Ah, dang sorry for ruining it for you.

https://lemmy.world/comment/22309141

Conversation

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https://lemmy.zip/u/regedit posted on Feb 19, 2026 11:07
In reply to: https://lemmy.world/comment/22213152

Thanks! The keyboard is TypeWise. It takes time to get used to but I suck at typing on any digital keyboard, so I still make plenty of mistakes with it!

https://lemmy.zip/comment/24744029

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