https://slrpnk.net/u/Five posted on Mar 9, 2026 19:47
That’s fair.
Questions are flying, ever since the start of Sepharax the Cruel’s Thousand-Year Blood Reign. Whether it’s the Pit of Souls or the Child Reapers, there’s a lot to be worried about. But most of all? The price at the pump.
It’s confusing, but our explainer has you covered.
WASHINGTON, DC — The Trump administration confirmed Monday that the war in Iran remains on track to conclude swiftly, provided conditions cooperate, while also acknowledging it retains the flexibility to develop into Biden’s fault if necessary.
Trump’s bizarre pronunciation of the word “soldier.”
is it referring to something real?
I like to think of myself as someone who takes responsibility. I pay my taxes. I walk my dog. Perhaps most importantly, I vote. So, when I look at the state of the country, I don’t point fingers. I look inward, back to the pivotal moment when I was told what would happen if I voted for Kamala Harris, fully aware that I was setting certain things in motion, and I voted for her anyway.
Iran is a great example. Viewing the latest war footage had a way of clarifying cause and effect. I was told in no uncertain terms what my vote would unleash. I then cast that vote for Kamala Harris, and today, as the world map again looks like a supercharged holiday display of twinkling critical alerts, it’s hard not to recognize the throughline from my ballot to cable-news chyron.
Spot on.
holy based
If I got a satire post from the perspective of a Claudia de la Cruz voter I would giggle and kick my feet like a five-year old at Disneyland.
Maybe it’s just wishful thinking, but generally I think the worst of it stays out of the satire comments. At least, let’s hope it does this time.
A bet placed on the Major League Soccer official betting app reportedly turned into a financial windfall for Stephen Williams as the parlay he constructed of the Chicago Fire winning their game and over 2 American deaths in the war in Iran finally paid out.
Big oof:
“None of us want to end up like that liar from Shoreline when Seattleites found out he didn’t actually live in Seattle,” said Councilmember Isabel Mata. “Shutting down the surveillance state and protecting people’s privacy is important whether you were born here or not because no full-grown adult wants to be caught on camera doing bar crawls between Red Robin and Dave & Busters. So embarrassing, but at least not as embarrassing as moving forward with contracts for more surveillance cameras at such a time as this — can you imagine what kind of even more embarrassing city would? It couldn’t be Seattle.”