https://slrpnk.net/u/Five posted on Mar 9, 2026 19:47
That’s fair.
WASHINGTON, DC — The Trump administration confirmed Monday that the war in Iran remains on track to conclude swiftly, provided conditions cooperate, while also acknowledging it retains the flexibility to develop into Biden’s fault if necessary.
Trump’s bizarre pronunciation of the word “soldier.”
is it referring to something real?
You’re running out of principles to sell off for safety, bro.
Is it save America or save the pedos?
“This was supposed to be my vacation, I was so excited for this gun battle, wtf?”
-US tourists maybe
As an American currently in Mexico, I lold
I hate those APEs!!
You need emergency KFR pills!
“I hate when a drink separates, and the mixer just sits on the bottom, and then you get a big glob of it at the end. That’s what happened in that thorium mai tai I made last week. But I think in this case it might be worth it, because the cocktail would have a cool glowing color—especially if we went somewhere with a black light. I have an idea: When we take it from Iran, let’s drop a shot glass full of uranium into a pint glass of beer and chug it.” At press time, Hegseth was said to have concluded that the radioactive substance made a decent chaser.
